Another Nati Joke - Wiremu Kaa

A Nati whanaunga of ours owns a hen which, every morning, rain or shine, lays him an egg in his front garden.
This is all very well and good until one day the hen lays the egg in the next door neighbour's garden.
Before our cuzzy can go and get it, the neighbour runs out the door and grabs the egg.
Cuzzy yells to the neighbour, 'Bay, that's my egg.'
'How do you figure that?' asks the neighbour.
'It's my hen' says the Nati.
'Well, it's my garden!' replies the neighbour.
'Tell you what,' says our cuzzy, 'we'll settle this the Ngati Porou way. I kick you as hard as I can, and you kick me as hard as you can and whoever gets up the quickest wins the egg.'
The neighbour thinks about this for a minute, looks at his feet, and remembers he’s wearing a nice heavy pair of steel-capped boots. Our cuzzy is bare-foot, 'Ok!' responds the neighbour.
Cuzzy takes a run-up and kicks the neighbour right between the legs as hard as he can.
The neighbour drops to his knees, and lies groaning on the ground for about 15 minutes, and then gets up.
'Now it's my turn,' says the neighbour, with a smile.
'Nah, bro, you can keep the egg' replies our cuz with a wink.
And that’s why they call us “he iwi whanoke!”
Chalega!